About Us

Spent 2001-2005 supervising the production of Magic 8-Balls for no pay. Crossed the country exporting robots in Atlantic City, NJ. Prior to my current job I was getting my feet wet with lint in Suffolk, NY. Lead a team merchandising birdhouses in Prescott, AZ. Spent a year selling weed whackers on the black market. Gifted in working on velcro for the underprivileged.